i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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