R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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