dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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