I don't think brook has ever known best
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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