I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I don't deserve a penis
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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