That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
you inspire me to be a worse person
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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