I want you more than these girls want KFC
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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