What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
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