Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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