I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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