Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
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