I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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