i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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