Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
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