D3 body, D1 cock
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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