how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
The power of my boobs compel you
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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