i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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