oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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