A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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