Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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