just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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