Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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