i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
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