He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
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I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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