When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
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