Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
jump out the window naked night went bad
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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