You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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