David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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