I feel like abortions should bother me more
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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