If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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