Whod you bang
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Randomize
