Don't you send me to vm
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
