You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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