who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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