You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I miss vodka workout Fridays
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
Randomize
