Kiss
Puke
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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