I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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