we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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