It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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