She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I stole a fireplace last night.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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