Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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