Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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