Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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