is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I want to stick my p in your. b.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
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