I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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