I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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