So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Someone shattered a urinal.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Randomize
