day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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