did you get engaged???
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Help me help you realize you are a moron
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