Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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