The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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