Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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