i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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