I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
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I need you to use more vowels.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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