id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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