An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Randomize
