If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I love having hate sex.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
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