I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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